片名：《运转乾坤》 双语字幕制作 BY BILLYZHAO
您的早餐，先生 Your breakfast, sir.
猪胸肉 Pork bellies!
我有预感：今天早上，在猪胸肉市场一定会发生很刺激的事 I have a hunch something exciting will happen in the pork belly market.
先生，佩内洛普小姐今晚会与您共进晚餐吗？ Will Miss Penelope be dining with you this evening, sir?
是的 Yes. Yes, she will.
早，温索普先生。早，福尔塞 - Ｇｏｏｄｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ，Ｍｒ Ｗｉｎｔｈｏｒｐｅ． - Ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ，Ｆｏｌｓｅｙ．
早，温索普先生。早 - Ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ，ＭｒＷｉｎｔｈｏｒｐｅ． - Ｇｏｏｄｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ．
早上好，温索普先生。早 - Ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ，ＭｒＷｉｎｔｈｏｒｐｅ． - Ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ．
早，温索普先生。早 - Ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ，ＭｒＷｉｎｔｈｏｒｐｅ． - Ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ．
早，温索普先生 Good morning, Mr Winthorpe.
- 早，温索普先生 - 早，温索普先生 - Morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning, Mr Winthorpe.
- 早，温索普先生 - 早 - Good morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning.
猪胸肉。我知道! Pork bellies. I knew it!
- 早，杜克先生 - 早，杜克先生 - Good morning, Mr Duke. - Good morning, Mr Duke.
- 早，杜克先生 - 早，杜克先生 - Good morning, Mr Duke. - Morning, Mr Duke.
- 早，杜克先生 - 早，杜克先生 - Morning, Mr Duke. - Morning, Mr Duke.
早，杜克先生 Good morning, Mr Duke.
- 我们什么时候出售？ - 我简直无法相信，科学家竟然这么蠢 - When do we sell? - How stupid these scientists are!
“无法解答的问题”。这根本不是问题，答案很明显 The eternal question! There is no question. The answer's obvious.
我才不管遗传和环境呢 I don't care about heredity versus environment.
我已经听腻了，我只在乎我们能从猪胸肉上捞到多少钱 I'm sick of hearing it. I care how much we get for our pork bellies.
温索普说76.25 Winthorpe will sell at 76%.
- 他做的图表说这是最高价了 - 根本达不到这样的高价 - He says that's as high as it'll go. - It'll never get that high. Sell.
- 耐心点，莫蒂默- 让我们看看温索普有没有说错 Ｐａｔｉｅｎｃｅ，Ｍｏｒｔｉｍｅｒ． Ｌｅｔ＇ｓｓｅｅｉｆＷｉｎｔｈｏｒｐｅ＇ｓｒｉｇｈｔ．
温索普错了，不可能再高了，现在就卖吧 Winthorpe's wrong. It's topped out. I say we sell now.
再过几秒 Just another few seconds.
快收市了，我们赶不上了 The market's closing. We won't get the order in.
- 我们刚刚多赚了34万7千美元 - 给我叫温索普 - We just made an extra $347,000. - Get me Winthorpe.
莫蒂默，我从来没有一刻怀疑 I never had an instant of doubt in my mind, Mortimer.
是的，我敢肯定不少人为了这事死翘翘了 Yes, I'm sure a lot of people went belly-up on that one.
俱乐部见 I'll see you at the club.
早上好，杜克先生 Morning, Mr Duke.
圣诞快乐！圣诞快乐！非常感谢！ Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Thank you very much.
我在越南搞成这样，可从不抱怨 Vietnam did this to me, but I'm not bitter.
谢谢，圣诞快乐！光明节快乐？ Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah? Spare a war veteran some change?
- 你们在干嘛？可怜一下这个穷苦的老兵吧？- 我可没钱给你！ - I'm on my knees for life. - I have nothing for you.
求求您！什么都行！ Please, anything.
一个子儿！什么都行！只要几快钱！ A quarter, just a couple of dollars.
一毛两分！多少都行！求您了！嘿，老兄，我可不喜欢这样！ Anything, a quarter, a nickel, please. Hey, man, I really don't appreciate this.
我不在乎是什么！香火腿也成啊！什么都行！来点饼干！ I don't care what it is, spiked ham, anything, some crackers.
太感谢了，想试试藤条焖猪肉吗？ Thanks! Want a stump up your ass?
- 别呆在这里！ - 你倒挺有精神的，多谢老天吧 - Stay outta here! - You've got a lot of soul. I appreciate it.
听着：“萧条将持续” Listen to this. "Expect this stagnation to continue,"
“直到农业部一月发出产量报告” "until the Department of Agriculture's January crop report."
伦道夫，和我们预期的一样 Exactly as we thought, Randolph.
错了，大错特错啊 谎言！ Wrong! Quite wrong. Untrue.
他们把诺贝尔奖给了个搞遗传学的家伙 They've given this genetics fellow the Nobel Prize.
这家伙一点也不了解人类的天性 He doesn't know the first thing about human nature.
我们正要靠冻橙汁赚大钱 We're about to make millions in frozen orange juice
你却跟我说什么人类的天性 and you're talking about human nature.
- 莫蒂默，金钱不是一切 - 成熟点吧 - Money isn't everything. - Grow up.
妈妈总说你很贪婪 Mother always said you were greedy.
她那是表扬我 She meant it as a compliment.
埃兹拉，正是时候 Ezra, right on time.
我敢说你认为我忘了你的圣诞花红 I bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus.
拿着吧 There you are.
5美元。也许我会去看电影…一个人去看 Five dollars! Maybe I'll go to the movies...
…一个人去看 ...by myself.
- 一半是我出的 - 谢谢，莫蒂默先生 - Half of it is from me. - Thank you, Mr Mortimer.
- 先生们 - 看起来不错，路易斯 - Gentlemen. - Looking good, Louis.
感觉不错，托德 Feeling good, Todd.
今天打壁球我们四缺一，有兴趣吗？ We need a fourth for squash today, you interested?
不行啊，今晚要和佩内洛普吃饭 No can do. I'll be having dinner with Penelope tonight.
- 你真幸运 - 托德，这不是运气 - Oh, lucky you. - It's not luck. Todd.
伦道夫，莫蒂默 Randolph, Mortimer.
- 温索普，好小子，你给我们带什么来了？ - 又到每月检查的时候了 - What have you got for us? - It's that time of the month again.
你要在员工的工资检查单上签名 Payroll cheques for our employees, which require your signatures.
别忘了在大的上面签 No forgetting to sign the big ones.
看起来，某些员工的工资简直高得吓人 We're paying some of our employees an awful lot of money.
莫蒂默，拿这些最低工资没辙 You can't get around the minimum wage.
5万美元？给克拉伦斯·比克斯。妈的，他到底是… $50,000 to Clarence Beeks! Who the hell...?
我正想问你们呢 I meant to ask you.
我已经详细查过员工记录 I went through our records,
看来公司里并没有克拉伦斯·比克斯这个人 and there doesn't seem to be a Clarence Beeks employed with the firm.
克拉伦斯·比克斯，哦，是的 Oh, Clarence Beeks. Yes, of course.
- 他帮我们干点高度秘密的事 - 研究 - He's doing something top secret for us. - Research.
佩内洛普怎么样？ How is Penelope?
别忘了她是我们的侄孙女，你可不能欺骗她 Don't forget she's our grandniece - make an honest woman of her.
先生，当然啦。其实婚礼请贴这个星期就会寄出 Well, I'll certainly try, sir. The wedding invitations go out this week.
好，干得好，温索普 Good work, Winthorpe.
别担心，温索普。这事我会亲自处理 Don't worry about this, Winthorpe. I'll take care of this personally.
- 再见，温索普 - 再见，温索普 - Goodbye, Winthorpe. - Goodbye, Winthorpe.
温索普是个很稳重的年轻人 Winthorpe is a very steady young man.
能请到他这样的人实在是我们的运气 We're lucky to have him.
胡说，埃克塞特还是哈佛？他是好环境的产物 Oh, hogwash. Exeter, Harvard - he's the product of good environment.
这与环境无关 It's got nothing to do with environment.
象他那种人，放在哪里，他都会爬到顶 With his genes, he'd come out on top anywhere.
教养，伦道夫，就跟赛马一样，是血统的问题 Breeding, same as in race horses. It's in the blood.
嘿宝贝！你最近怎么样？ Hey, baby, what's happening? How you doing?
没腿的男人，有一回就够了 Once you've had a man with no legs, you never go back.
我知道你在想什么，你看了“布吉和贝丝”？ I know what you're thinking. You seen "Porgy And Bess"?
我们能成的，宝贝，一定行！婊子！ We can make it, baby. Me and you. You bitch!
- 这是谁？想干什么？ -警察 - Who's that? Who's there? - Police!
我们接到投诉，说有人装瞎扮残废 We've had complaints about con men pretending to be blind and crippled.
我也想帮你们，可我什么都看不见，自从72年我们越共踏上这块土地 I ain't seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Viet Cong.
你也到过越南？我们也是，哪一块？ - Ｉｔｗａｓｖｅｒｙｐａｉｎｆｕｌ． - Ｉｎ＇Ｎａｍ？Ｓｏｗｅｒｅｗｅ．Ｗｈｅｒｅ？
我是在…东南西北。哪儿都到过 I was in...Sang Bang... Dang Gong... I was all over that place, lots of places.
你是哪一队的？ What unit?
绿色贝雷帽，特别小队之… I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions...
空中战略突击队之特别突击队 ...Commando Airborne Tactics... Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion.
特种部队，哇塞！代号橙子，那就是我的名字：特别代号橙子 Real hush hush. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.
空军吧？ Airborne, huh?
我看得见了！我的腿！我能…噢，太玄了！瞧啊！ I can see! I can see! I have... I have legs!
老兄！我能走了！上帝啊！ I have... Oh, shit, look at this. Man! I can walk. Jesus!
赞美我主！ Praise Jesus!
太感激了！太美妙了！简直无法相信…谢谢你！ I appreciate this. This is beautiful. I can't believe... Thank you.
我不知道该怎么做… I don't know what to do...
一切荣耀归于主！赞美我主！瞧啊！ Glory be to God. Praise Jesus. Look at me.
太厉害！我都不敢相信啊！太美妙了！感谢之辞也不足以… This is too much. I can't believe it. Beautiful! Listen! Thank you.
古有摩西，现在有你们！上帝啊！ First Moses, now this. God, Jesus...
瞧瞧我，我太高兴了！噢，上帝！瞧瞧我啊！太厉害了！真是个好日子！ I'm so happy, oh, God. Look at me, this is too much. What a happy day!
我真的很感激！现在可好了！ I appreciate it, y'all. It's OK now. Look!
瞧啊，我能走了，都不知道该说什么好了... 我没事，放心吧 I can walk. I don't know what to say... I'll be all right. Take it easy.
太美妙了！你们太好了！ Y'all beautiful, both of you are, the two of you.
你们好啊 How are you doing?
- 我很抱歉 -住手！小偷！救命！救命！ - Oh, I'm sorry. - Stop thief. Help, help!
干嘛？ What are you talking about, man?
- 别杀我，我快结婚了 - 我不要你的包啊 - Don't kill me. I'm getting married. - I don't want your bag.
救命！… Help!
救命！救命！ Help! Help!
救命！ Help!
他在里面！跟着他 He's in there. After him.
- 对不起 - 小心！也许他有武器 - Excuse me. - Watch out. He probably has a weapon.
他在那！站住！他抢了我的公文包！抓住他！ There he is. Stop him. He has my briefcase.
他在里面！那个疯子！ He's inside. That boy's crazy.
抓住他！别给他跑了！ He's getting away.
他在那里！抓住他！抓住他！ There he is. That's him. Get him.
下去，找人下去 He's under the table. Somebody go under there.
就在那里，他在那里 Right there. There he is.
有问题吗，警官？ Is there a problem, officers?
到底出了什么事？ What in heaven's name is going on here?
- 他想抢工资单，光天化日之下竟敢抢劫我 - 我什么都没干，那人撞了我一下 - He tried to rob the payroll. - I didn't. He bumped into me.
我才没有，是你撞倒我，还要抢我的包 I did not. You tried to grab my briefcase.
- 是的，可只是意外 - 意外？骗谁啊？ - It was an accident. - Really?
- 你们要怎么处理他？ - 我们会控告他：袭击 - What will happen to him? - We'll book him, on assault,
企图抢劫，抵抗逮捕 attempted robbery, and resisting arrest.
- 干得好，温索普 - 我是无辜的 - Well done, Winthorpe. - I'm innocent.
那人撞到我，我想把包还给他。总不能因为他走路不长眼，就把我关进监狱吧？ I was giving his briefcase back. I can't go to jail 'cause of him.
警官，我希望提出指控，这样的人是社会的渣滓 I want to press full charges. People like this are a menace to society.
- 你一定是来自破碎的家庭吧？ - 是又怎么样？ - You're from a broken home? - Yeah, we was broke. So what?
小时候一定常进出少管所吧？ You have a history of juvenile arrests, I presume?
磕药，教养院，国家监狱，一路直上吧？ Drug abuse, reform school, state prisons and all that?
我才不和他讲呢，这里没有律师吗？ I want a lawyer. Is there a lawyer in the house?
他是恶劣环境的产物 That man is a product of a poor environment.
我可以证明这并不是他的错 There's nothing wrong with him. I can prove it.
当然是他的错 Of course there's something wrong with him.
他是黑鬼 He's a Negro!
大概没学走先学偷 He's probably been stealing since he could crawl.
只要有适当的环境和鼓励 Given the right surroundings and encouragement,
我敢说他也能管理我们的公司，就象年轻的温索普一样 I'll bet that that man could run our company as well as Winthorpe.
伦道夫，敢打赌吗？ Are we talking about a wager, Randolph?
我想你认为温索普，如果他丢了工作 I suppose you think Winthorpe, if he lost his job,
也会跑到街上抢劫 would resort to holding up people on the streets.
不，我认为光是丢掉工作他还不至于这样 No, I don't think that would be enough for Winthorpe.
我们得搞点更不幸的事，好好压压那个可怜人 We'd have to heap a little more misfortune on those narrow shoulders.
如果他丢了工作又无家可归，未婚妻跑了，朋友又不认人 If he lost his job and his home and his fiancee and his friends.
如果他干下不齿的事，还被警察逮捕，甚至被关进监狱 If he were disgraced and arrested by the police and thrown in jail.
我认为到时他会犯罪，就象鱼儿脱不了水 Yes, I'm sure he'd take to crime like a fish to water.
当然，你得把他丢到错误的环境中，加上坏人的影响 You'd have to put him in the wrong surroundings, with the worst sorts.
伦道夫，我指的是真正的坏家伙 I mean real scum, Randolph.
我们以前也干过 We've done it before.
这次就是个好机会，你想赌多少？ This time it's in a good cause. How much do you want to bet?
- 跟平时一样？ - 行啊 - The usual amount. - Why not?
- 路易斯，你真勇敢 - 总得有人挺身而出对抗罪恶 - You're so brave, Louis. - You have to stand up to criminals.
可他可能会杀了你 But he could have killed you.
那时候，你根本没时间去细想- 全靠直觉 Ｉｎｓｕｃｈａｓｉｔｕａｔｉｏｎ，ｙｏｕｈａｖｅ ｎｏｔｉｍｅｔｏｔｈｉｎｋ- ｉｎｓｔｉｎｃｔｔａｋｅｓｏｖｅｒ．
不是杀人就是被杀 It's either kill or be killed.
路易斯有告诉你他今天做了什么吗？ Did Louis tell you what he did today?
路易斯先生真好人，愿意… 愿意和我分享下午的刺激，佩内洛普小姐 Mr Louis kindly shared this afternoon's excitement with me, Miss Penelope.
亲爱的，你真是烈性子 You're so hot tempered, darling.
我会就地求饶 I would have grovelled and begged for mercy.
我要你，路易斯，现在 I want you Louis, now.
- 科尔曼 - 什么事，先生？ - Coleman. - Sir?
把杯子带到客厅的壁炉旁 We'll take our drinks in the living room, by the fire.
- 甜品不要了吗，先生？ - 给你吧 - No dessert, sir? - You have it.
谢谢，先生 Thank you, sir.
喂，噢 Hello.
- 你好，杜克先生，先生- 什么事？ Ｏｈ，ｈｅｌｌｏ，ＭｒＤｕｋｅ，ｓｉｒ．．． Ａｗｈａｔ？
科学实验？ A scientific experiment.
当然不是，先生，不是... 听起来实在太… Not at all, sir, no I... It all sounds very...
有创意了 ...original.
这是您的家，先生，我为您干活 Well, it's your house and I work for you.
我会做好相应的安排 I shall make the necessary arrangements.
祝您过得非常愉快，先生 And a very good night to you, sir.
真是卑鄙 What a scumbag.
穆丝想在新年后给我们搞个派对 Mumsie wants to have a party for us right after New Year's.
1月2号，没问题吧？ January 2nd, is that good for you?
行啊，亲爱的。她真好人 OK with me, hon. Darn nice of her too.
噢，天啊！1月2号？哎呀，不行 Oh, heck. 2nd January. Can't do it.
噢，路易斯。那天是出农产品报告的日子 - Ｏｈ，Ｌｏｕｉｓ． - Ｉｔ＇ｓｔｈｅｄａｙｔｈｅｃｒｏｐｒｅｐｏｒｔｓｃｏｍｅｏｕｔ．
那些该死的农产品报告和穆丝的派何干？ What do those stupid old crop reports have to do with Mumsie's party?
甜心，这是每年公司最忙的时候 It's the busiest time of year in the office, sugarpuff.
这不公平为什么你不能叫他们另选日子？ It's just not fair. Why can't you make them do it another day?
不行，农业部…从全国各地收集评估… The Department of Agriculture gets those estimates from all over.
猪胸肉，黄豆… Pork bellies, soybeans,
冰橙汁 frozen orange juice.
看来得叫托德带我去 I'll just have to ask Todd to take me.
等等，如果你以为我会让那个花花公子… Wait a minute. If you think I'm going to let that playboy...
只是开个玩笑，温索普 Just teasing you.
- 知道吗，威瑟斯庞？- 什么？ - 我们是天生一对 You know something, Witherspoon? We are going to make a great couple.
地上一双的绝配 We're going to have a great life.
- 对不起，先生 - 怎么啦，科尔曼？ - Excuse me, sir. - What is it?
今晚还有别的用得着我的地方吗，先生？ Will you be needing me any more, this evening, sir?
没有了，我想什么都有了 No, I think I have everything I want.
晚安，先生 Good night, sir.
我得严密监视 I had to keep him under surveillance,
我肯定那个小子准备好了工资单，我才行动 make sure he had his payroll before I moved.
- 说你是怎么砍他的？ - 我可不用刀砍 - Tell us how you cut him? - With no knife.
- 你说你砍了那小子。 - 我是用这招砍他 - You told me you cut the dude. - With these I cut him.
我是功夫高手，李小龙就是我师傅，看着 I am a chain belt in Kung Fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher.
这招绝对打得你变猪头。用这招，你的对手一定变猪头 That's the "quart of blood" technique. Do it, a quart of blood drops out of a body.
- 说说你怎么扁那个警察 - 不是那个警察 - Tell him how you beat on the cop. - Cops, plural.
- 是一大群警察，大概有十来个- 把１０个警察揍得屁滚尿流，我不得不改变策略 Ｂｅａｔｔｈｅｓｈｉｔｏｕｔｏｆｔｅｎｃｏｐｓ ａｎｄｃｈａｎｇｅｄｍｙｓｔｒａｔｅｇｙ．
当他们把你抓进来，还指控你，你哭得跟个娘娘腔似的 When they brought you in, you was crying like a pussy.
是啊，那是因为有个警察对我用催泪气 - Ｙｅａｈ． - Ｔｈｅｃｏｐｓｔｈｒｅｗｔｅａｒｇａｓｉｎｍｙｆａｃｅ．
那是对付人群的下三滥手段，我还是象个男子汉似的走了进来 I still walked in like a man, so get outta my face.
你打倒了一个家伙？还让另一个进了医院？ You beating up a man, putting him in hospital.
为什么你身上没有伤痕？ - ＨｏｗｃｏｍｅＩｄｏｎ＇ｔｓｅｅｍａｒｋｓｏｎｙｏｕ？ - Ｙｅａｈ．
因为我是空手道高手！行了吧？ 'Cause I'm a karate man, all right.
空手道高手只会受内伤，他们从不表露弱点 Karate men bruise on the inside. They don't show their weaknesses.
你连这都不知道，你真是个唯唯诺诺的无耻小人，滚一边去吧 You don't know that, motherfucker. Now get off my back, all right.
希望我的娘们快点到，我可没时间蹲在牢里 I wish my bitches would hurry up. I ain't got time to be here.
你的娘们在哪里，成功的皮条先生？ Where is your bitches, Mr Big Time Pimp?
是啊！ Yeah.
我没告诉你们我的豪华轿车里的电话坏了吗 Didn't I tell you, the phone in my limousine is busted
所以我才联络不上我的娘们 and I can't contact my bitches?
车上的电话坏了，你是听不懂还是弱智？ Yeah, the phone in the limo had busted. Are you ignorant?
- 坐下来 - 感恩节没有火鸡就太不象样了 - Look, sit down, all right. - It ain't cool being no jive turkey,
马上就是感恩节了 so close to Thanksgiving.
嘿… Hey, now...
你们俩不知道惹了什么人 You don't know what you're doing.
你们知道我是谁吗？他妈的给我滚远点！ Do you know who you're fucking with? Back the fuck up, back up.
知道我是谁吗？在9楼4号仓的… D'you know who you're fucking with in cell number four on the ninth floor.
- 比利·雷·瓦伦丁？ -是？ - Billy Ray Valentine? - Yes.
出来！ Move it.
- 你被保释了 - 真的？ - You made bail. - I did?
- 警官，我建议你们用警棒 - 滚开！ - May I suggest using a night stick? - Get outta here.
瓦伦丁先生？ Mr Valentine.
能不能占用你一点时间？ Could you spare us a moment?
- 你们俩我怎么看着眼熟？ - 进来吧，这里又暖和又舒服 - Don't I know you two guys? - Step inside, nice and warm in here.
- 还有威士忌！应有尽有 - 同样的诡计我才不会上两次当呢 - Whiskey, all you want. - I ain't falling for the same trick twice.
你们想骗我进去，再告我偷东西？ You'd have me arrested for stealing the car.
为什么我们要这样做呢，瓦伦丁先生？是我们把你保出来的 Why should we do that, Mr Valentine? We're the ones who bailed you out.
- 你们是什么人？到底想干什么？ - 我们想帮你，瓦伦丁先生 - Who are y'all? What y'all want? - We want to help you.
我们两兄弟有个私人赞助的计划 My brother and I run a privately funded programme,
致力改变环境对人的不良影响 to rehabilitate culturally disadvantaged people.
我们想赞助你，让你有自己的房子车子 We'd like to supply you with a home of your own, a car,
一大笔银行存款，以及我们公司的职位 a generous bank account, and employment with our company.
一开始是年薪8万美元 We're going to start you at $80,000 a year.
- 8万美元？ - 没错 - $80,000? - Mmm.
不好意思 Excuse me.
老兄，他们是在开玩笑吧？ This is a practical joke, right, brother?
这俩老头是基佬吧？ Then these dudes are a couple of faggots, huh?
老兄，我该怎么办啊？ What's my next move, man?
谢谢，你真有用 Thank you, you've been helpful.
- 那警察和工资单那件事呢？ - 我们撤消控告了 - What about the police? - We've had the charges dropped.
瓦伦丁，你现在是自由人了 You're a free man, Valentine.
我们可以现在停车，你大可以下车 We can stop right now and you can walk out on us forever.
不，我想看看你们搞什么名堂 No, I believe I can hang out with you fellas for a while.
- 好极了，我叫伦道夫·杜克 - 你好，兰迪 - Excellent. I'm Randolph Duke. - Randy, what's happening?
- 我的弟弟莫蒂默 - 嘿，莫弟！对吧？ - My younger brother, Mortimer. - Hey, Morty! What it is.
比利·雷·瓦伦丁，摩羯座 Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn.
兰迪，就是杰克逊演唱组里的兰迪·杰克逊吧？ Like Randy Jackson from the Jackson Five?
- 我想是吧 - 是啊 - Yes, I suppose so. - Yeah.
我们到了，威廉 Here we are, William.
怎么样？ How you doing?
嘿，兰迪，莫弟，很不错嘛！我喜欢！ Hey, Randy, Morty. This is nice, I like this.
- 威廉... - 比利·雷 - William... - Billy Ray.
威廉，这是科尔曼，他负责你每日的需要 ＴｈｉｓｉｓＣｏｌｅｍａｎ． Ｈｅ＇ｌｌｌｏｏｋａｆｔｅｒｙｏｕｒｄａｙ- ｔｏ- ｄａｙｎｅｅｄｓ．
- 我能为你减轻点负担吗，先生？ -老弟，我会给你一口的 - Can I relieve you of those? - You get a glass, I'll give you a sip.
- 您的衣服，先生？ - 这是我的衣服 - Perhaps your coat, sir? - Yes, this is my coat.
科尔曼负责照顾你，他是你的仆人 Coleman is here to take care of you. He is your servant.
- 能给我吗？ - 门都没有，老兄！ - May I? - Get out of here.
瓦伦丁需要洗个热水澡，再换套舒服的衣服 Valentine very badly wants to take a hot bath and get into something comfortable.
对吧，瓦伦丁？ Don't you, Valentine?
极可意，先生？ Jacuzzi, sir?
我就知道你们是基佬！没人随便“基”别人 I knew you was faggots. You ain't Jacuzzying nobody.
这是按摩浴缸，先生。我想你会喜欢的 It's a whirlpool bath, sir. I think you'll enjoy it.
泡泡，老兄！ Bubbles, man!
我小时候就特别想要个极可意…我们只能在浴缸里放屁 When I was growing up, we want a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub!
- 他在里面干什么？ - 他在唱歌，先生 - What's he doing in there? - He's singing, sir.
他们是有音乐天赋的人吧？ They're very musical people, aren't they?
- 先生，他的衣服该怎么处置呢？ - 拿去送洗 - What shall I do with his clothes? - Send them to the laundry.
等我赢了，他还得穿着那些回贫民窟呢 He'll need them to wear back to the ghetto, after I've won our bet.
- 威廉，你觉得怎么样？ -太棒了，我喜欢 - What do you think? - I like it, Randy, very nice.
我喜欢用镜子吊顶呢，真漂亮 I like the way you have the mirror and stuff.
- 伦道夫，我想他不明白 - 莫弟，我明白 - I don't think he understands. - Morty, I do understand.
- 威廉，这是你的家 -是啊 - William, this is your home. - Right.
- 这里属于你 - 全都是我的，我喜欢我的家 - It belongs to you. - I like my home. It's very nice.
- 这摆设还真有品味啊 - 房间里的所有东西都是你的 - I have nice taste in houses. - Everything here is yours.
- 这是我的？ - 你的私人财产 - This is my stuff? - Your property.
- 我的个屁 - 你明白吗？ - My own personal shit. - You understand?
这是我的，我喜欢，知道我最喜欢哪样吗？窗帘和这地方配得恰到好处 Know what I like most? The curtains. I've got this place set up beautifully.
还有其他的东西，柜子啊，古董架啊 This is something else. The cabinets.
我想你们会把这电视也免费送给我？ Beautiful. I suppose you'll give me this TV set for free?
- 没错 - 这里的一切都是我的 - That's right. - Everything here's mine?
- 这套音响也是我的？ - 千真万确 - The stereo's mine, too? - Absolutely.
太厉害了！我可得好好想想，知道为什么吗？ This is too much. I could really dig this. You know why?
天上掉馅饼的事每个星期都有 This happens to me every week.
这是你家 This is your house.
这是你的个人财物。你不过是在偷自己的东西 These are your personal possessions. You will only be stealing from yourself.
你们先把我丢进监狱里 Look, first you throw my ass in jail.
然后把我带到这里，说些废话，说这是我的家，我的地毯… Then you run me some garbage about how this is my house, my rug
还给我配了个奴隶 and this is my personal slave.
我明白你的感受，可事实上，这一切都是你的啊 I understand how you feel, but the fact remains, all this is yours.
你想怎么处置都行 Do with it whatever you wish.
我的东西，我的地方？想怎么处置都行？ This is my stuff. I can do what I want with it?
这是我的花瓶吧？这是比利·雷的花瓶？ This is my vase, Billy Ray's vase?
是我的东西？我可以拿来玩杂技？伙计，来个后空翻吧？ I can play Harlem Globetrotters shit with it, like Meadow Lark Lemon?
- 天啊，很抱歉 - 没关系，威廉，那是你的花瓶 - Man, I'm sorry about that. - Perfectly all right, it was your vase.
那是个便宜货，赝品，对不对？ That was a fake, right?
我记得我们花了3万5 I think we paid $35,000 for it.
我还记得买保险估价时，我们写的是5万 But I remember we estimated its value at $50,000 for the insurance.
瞧，莫蒂默！威廉已经给我们赚了1万5啦 You see, Mortimer? William has already made us a profit of $15,000.
- 还要我打烂其他东西吗？ - 不要 - Want me to break something else? - No.
对不起 Excuse me.
希望我们没有在比克斯先生身上押错码，包括那份农产品报告 I hope we're not pushing it, using Mr Beeks for this and the crop report.
莫蒂默，这可是非常重要的科学实验 We are involved in a very important scientific experiment, Mortimer,
比克斯先生向来可靠 and Mr Beeks has always proven reliable.
对不起 Excuse me. Sorry.
你们好啊，托德，各位 Hello, Todd. Gents.
先生们，在传统俱乐部里有坏血 Gentlemen. There is something rotten in the Heritage Club.
这是俱乐部建立208年来 Something that has never raised its vile head
从未滋生过的东西 in the 208 years of the club's history.
有一个贼，他就坐在我们之中 There is a thief, and he's sitting here among us.
这可不是个普通的贼，不是温索普昨天勇敢站起来对付的那种人 Not an ordinary thief like the man Winthorpe had the guts to stand up to.
不，这个人更加卑鄙 No, this man is a hundred times lower.
请允许我介绍林德赫斯特保全公司的比克斯先生 I'd like to introduce Mr Beeks of Lyndhurst Security.
谢谢。希望各位都站起来 Thank you. I'd like to ask you gentlemen to all stand up.
把你们的左手放在 Please place your left hand on the shoulder
右边的人的肩膀上 of the man to your left.
现在把你们的右手 I would now ask you to place your right hand
伸进左边的人的口袋里 in the coat pocket of the member to your right.
把里面的东西都拿出来放在桌子上 And empty the contents of those pockets onto the table.
谢谢各位的合作。你们可以坐下了 Thank you. You may sit.
我们在3张50元美钞上做了个红X We marked three $50 bills with red XS.
就在不到10分钟前 Less than ten minutes ago
这些钱就从衣帽间的衣服里被偷了 those bills were stolen from a coat in the cloakroom.
我们的侦探目睹了罪行 One of our operatives witnessed the theft.
等等！我这辈子还是第一次见到这些钱！ Now, wait a minute. I've never seen this money before in my life.
伦道夫！莫蒂默！这是栽赃！我什么坏事都没做过！ Randolph, Mortimer, this is outrageous. I haven't done anything wrong.
幸好你父母早得早，真是没眼看 Oh, Winthorpe. I'm glad your parents are not alive to see this.
什么？不，等等！太荒谬了！ Wait, this is preposterous. This is insane.
我为什么要偷呢？ I've no reason to steal. I'm no thief.
等等！不是我干的！我要求公正的听证！至少你们应该相信我！我是被陷害的！ I demand a fair hearing. At least grant me that. Someone planted it on me.
你应该认识到自己犯了致命的错误 You realise you're making a grave mistake.
小子，你们知道我是谁吗？小心点！ Boy, are you going to be sorry. You know who I am?
是啊，温索普·路易斯三世 Yeah, Winthorpe Louis III.
我知道我有权打两个电话，告诉我电话在哪？ I'm permitted two calls. Where's the phone?
- 脱衣服 - 等等，我知道我的权利 - Take off your clothes. - Wait, I know my rights.
把衣服脱下来！ Take off your clothes.
你是想丢掉饭碗，是不是？你最好想清楚 You're making a career decision here. You'd better think about it
要不可要后悔一辈子的 because you'll have to live with it for the rest of your life.
快脱，小混蛋，要不我就给你再开个洞！ Strip, before I tear you a new asshole.
你们听到他说什么了吗？ Did you hear what this man said?
我有证人。他胆敢威胁我！ Now, I have witnesses. This man is physically threatening me.
温索普，路易斯三世 Winthorpe. Louis III.
好，一只金表 All right. One gold watch.
一只鳄鱼皮钱包 One alligator skin wallet.
万事达，美国运通金卡 Master Charge, American Express...Gold Card.
Visa，大来卡，署名空白纸 Visa, Diner's Club, Carte Blanche.
两张戏票 Two tickets...
- “簸箕米亚人”？ - “波希米亚人”，是歌剧 - "La Bo-heem". - "La Bohéme" - it's an opera.
是歌剧票 It's an opera.
- 一个玻璃纸袋 - 这不是我的！我从没见过这玩意！ - One cellophane bag. - I've never seen that before in my life.
这是PCP，苯环己哌啶，又叫“天使粉” That's PCP - phencyclidine. Angel dust.
你知道这玩意对青少年有什么影响吗？ You ever seen what this stuff does to kids?
路易斯，你铁定得好好呆上一阵子了 You're looking at three to five, mandatory...Louis.
怎么啦，特里？给我一瓶店里最好的香槟 What's happening, Terry? Gimme a bottle of your best champagne.
你倒还有胆子跑这儿来？ You've got a nerve, showing your face here after all this time.
听着，老兄，我可有大把的钱呢！老兄，我有钱还你啦 Look, man, I got your money.
不就是那少少的… I got your poor...measly...$27...
27元外加利息 ...with interest.
比利·雷宝贝！你来啦？ Billy Ray, honey. Is that you?
还能是谁？给女士们上香槟 Who do you think it is? Terence, get the lady some champagne.
不，请所有人喝香槟。大瓦伦丁比利·雷请客！ In fact, champagne for everybody, courtesy of Billy Ray Valentine.
敬比利，雷一杯 A toast to Billy Ray?
嘿，我够性感吧 I'm a sexy man. I'm very sexy.
我超有魅力，大家都说“比利·雷，你真有魅力” People will say, "Billy Ray, you're sexy," and not understand my sexuality.
昨晚你还在牢里，满嘴胡言乱语什么豪华轿车 You was in the tank last night, bragging' on your limousine.
你就是那个我要痛宰的小混混！ You're the motherfucker I was gonna carve.
是啊！ Yeah.
小混混？说的是我吗？ Motherfucker? Moi?
我的车正好就停在外面，不信可以看看 That's my limousine outside, why don't you take a look at it?
就在外面？ Right outside?
- 是啊！ - 宝贝，好好罩着他 - Yeah. - You took care of him, baby.
我是该狠狠给他一脚，可我是和平主义者 I was gonna kick his ass, but I'm a peaceful man.
听着，姑娘们，我该回家啦，不过，要是哪位愿意赏光喝杯鸡尾酒 Ladies, it's time for me to get home, but if you want to drop by for cocktails,
我的车里位置可多着呢，豪华轿车 there's plenty of room in my limousine.
来吧，各位 Come on, everybody.
- 你真是帅呆了，比利·雷 - 谢谢 - You're looking so fine, Billy Ray. - Thank you very much.
想吐的话，厕所在楼下 If you're gonna vomit, the bathroom's downstairs.
在楼下，老兄！ No, downstairs, man!
妈的 Shit!
嘿！嘿！ Hey! Hey!
这是货真价实的波斯地毯！波斯来的！ That's a Persian rug. It's from Persia.
妈的，这是什么鬼东西？ What is this shit here?
等等！谁丢的？ Hold up! Hey, who's been putting out their Kools on my floor?
是谁把这玩意丢在我的地板上？ Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?
你们到底有没有听说过杯垫？ Hey! Hey! Have you people ever heard of coasters?
先生，还要再准备些小食吗？ Would you like me to prepare some more hors d'oeuvres for the guests, sir?
叫他们全见鬼去吧 Fuck them.
之前不是有蛮多人的吗？都到哪儿去了？ There was more people here before, where 'd they go?
先生，我相信他们都楼上去了 I believe some of them have adjourned upstairs, sir.
到我的卧室？ To my bedroom?
- 我一直在等你，比利·雷 - 穿上衣服给我滚出去 - I'm waiting for you, Billy Ray. - Put your clothes on and get out.
没错，我的马子就在那里 Yeah, that's my girl, over there.
各位注意！ Can I have everybody's attention please?
都他妈的给我滚出去！ Get the fuck out!
晚安，疯子 Good night, madam.
晚安，先生 Good night, sir.
晚安，夫人！老弟，那家伙可真不够哥们！ Good night, madam. I hope you enjoyed it.
谢谢 Thank you.
那是石槽，老兄。你是最有义气的… It was a stone groove, my man. You are the most righteous...
没错，现在给我滚。走吧，该死的，快点 Get the fuck out, man. Let's go, come on.
快 Hurry up.
安静点！我的邻居都睡了！他们还要工作！ Be quiet out there. My neighbours are asleep, they work too.
我认为您的朋友都玩得很开心，我认为挺成功的 Your friends seemed to enjoy it, sir, I thought it was a great success.
他们才不是我的朋友，只不过是群见便宜就上的死皮赖脸的家伙 They weren't friends. They're a bunch of freeloaders, treating my house like a zoo.
先生，您还是早点歇息吧，我来收拾。明天还有大事要干呢 Why don't you retire, sir? I'll straighten up. You've got a big day tomorrow.
是的，是的，我觉得也该 Yeah, yeah, I think I will...
歇息了 ...retire.
晚安，科尔曼，谢谢你，老兄 Good night, Coleman. Thanks, man.
晚安，先生 Good night, sir.
走吧，温索普 Let's go, Winthorpe.
- 对不起。 - 迟些见，我们一起吃午餐吧 - Excuse me. - I'll see you later, we'll have lunch.
想赚快钱吗？ How would you like to make a fast hundred?
我刚从那里出来耶 I just got out.
你想在条子的老窝里把我抓个正着？你们也太闲了吧？ Are you trying to entrap me right here? You guys must be getting desperate.
- 这是你钱包吗？ - 是的 - Is that your purse? - Yes.
真不错啊 That's a nice purse.
谢谢 Thank you.
亲爱的！见到你太好了！ Darling, I'm so glad to see you.
路易斯，少大呼小叫的 Louis, you're making a scene.
告诉你一个好消息：我是清白的，我从没干过比这更糟的事 The good news is I'm innocent. I've never done anything resembling this.
你真是一塌糊涂，想羞死我吗？ Louis, you look awful. I'm so ashamed.
瞧那衣服鞋子，还有… Those clothes and those shoes and...
...你还跟人打架，而且满身臭味！ ...you've been fighting, and you smell.
我臭？ I smell?
你知道从昨天起，我一直呆在哪儿吗？ Penelope, do you realise where I've been since yesterday?
他们揍了我一顿，还抢了我的衣服！那帮禽兽还想对我霸王硬上弓！ They beat me up, stole my clothes. They wanted to have sex with me.
- 拜托换个地方谈好不好？ - 他们想把我压倒… - Can we discuss this elsewhere? - They tried to bend me over...
如果这地方就是我们国家要人改过从善的地方 If this place is indicative of correctional institutions in this country,
他们还不如把坏人全都放出来呢，因为这里比外面糟得多！ they might as well let them out, it's worse on the inside.
在俱乐部里偷朋友的钱？还有海洛因？路易斯，你疯了？ Stealing from your friends, Louis? Heroin, Louis? Have you lost your mind?
妈妈要我取消婚礼，托德也是这么认为 Mother wants me to call off the wedding and so does Todd.
这关托德什么事？ What does Todd have to do with it?
你已经被杜克兄弟公司解雇了。他们还准备控告你挪用公款 You've been fired from Duke & Duke. They're charging you with embezzlement.
挪用公款？我这辈子从没偷过东西 Embezzlement? I've never stolen anything in my life.
我怎么能爱上这样的男人，他的孩子的父亲怎能是海洛因贩子？ How could the man I loved, whose children I wanted, be a heroin dealer?
不是海洛因，是天使粉，又叫PCP… It wasn't heroin, it was angel dust, PCP...
佩内洛普，我以自己的名誉向你发誓 Listen, Penelope, I swear to you, on my honour,
天父在上，为我做证，我绝不是天使粉贩子！ with almighty God as my witness, I am not an angel dust dealer.
哦，路易斯 Oh, Louis.
宝贝，我到处找你呢 I've been looking everywhere for you, baby.
- 路易斯宝贝，我受不了啦，给我一支吧！ - 求你啦！ - I'm hurting. I just need a shot. - Would you please...
- 这是什么人？- 我从没见过她！ - Who is this person? - I've never seen this woman before.
别这么说，路易 Don't say that, Louis.
来吧，宝贝，一小剂够了。我会帮你做全套，你会喜欢的 Come on baby, just a dime bag. I'll do all those things you like.
你这满嘴谎言，下流胚，你让我恶心！ You lying...filthy...disgusting...creep.
托德没看错你，我这辈子都不要再见到你了！ Todd was right about you. I never want to see you again as long as I live.
好极了！太感谢了 Grand! Great! Thanks a lot.
不过是个玩笑而已。你的朋友说可以帮你“上垒” It was a joke. Your friend said it would get you off.
- 有人叫你这么做的？ - 是啊，他给了我1张“大团结”呢 - Someone told you to do this to me? - Yeah, and he paid me $100.
他就在那里 He's over there.
让我搞清楚，我给你20块打的 Let me get this straight, I give you 20 for the cab,
你一到家就给我50块？ and you'll give me 50 at your house?
没错，我的管家科尔曼会给你50块 That is correct, my butler will give you $50,
你要到哪里，他都送你去 and drive you anywhere you wish.
你看起来不象是有管家的那种人耶 You don't look the type that has a butler.
- 如果你想搞我…- 搞你？ - If you're hustling me... - Hustling you, hustling you?
拜托，这种东西他们不会随便给人吧？ You don't think they give these to just anyone, do you?
我可以在超过86个国家购买商品和服务 I can charge goods and services in over 86 countries around the world.
真的？我可不收信用卡 Yeah? Well I don't take credit cards.
你会明白这全都是误会 You'll see what a mistake all this was.
是？ Yes?
科尔曼，让我进去。我的钥匙有点问题 Coleman, let me in. I'm having trouble with my key.
- 你是谁？想干什么？ - 快开门让我进去，我可没心情开玩笑 - Who are you? What do you want? - Coleman, I'm in no mood for jokes.
科尔曼？这里没人叫科尔曼，你搞错了 Coleman? There's no Coleman here. You've made a mistake.
等等 Excuse me, for a moment.
让我进去！ Coleman! Let me in.
再不走，我就叫警察啦 If you don't go away, I shall call the police.
你好，我想提取现金，500元 Hello. I'll be making a cash withdrawal for the amount of $500.
不，还是提1000吧 In fact, make it $1,000.
请等等 Excuse me.
对不起，温索普先生，国税局已冻结了你的帐户 I'm sorry, Mr Winthorpe, but the IRS has frozen your accounts.
什么？你认识我啊 What? You know me.
你是海洛因贩子，温索普先生 You're a heroin dealer, Mr Winthorpe.
不是海洛因，是PCP，我从没碰过那玩意！ It wasn't heroin, but angel dust, and I never touched it.
不管怎么说，我们第一国家银行也不想做这种生意 Regardless, it's not the kind of business we want at First National.
请您出示信用卡 May I see your credit cards please?
- 我受命收回这些卡 -什么？ - I've been ordered to repossess them. - What?
等等，我该怎么办？我靠什么过日子？ Wait, what am I supposed to live on? What's going to happen to me?
罗杰 Roger.
为什么有人要故意毁掉我的人生？ Why is someone deliberately trying to ruin my life?
那50块就算啦 Tell you what. Forget about the $50, OK?
我累了，我回家啦 I'm real tired. I'm going home.
你一定得相信我。相信我！ You've got to believe me. You must believe me.
我是被陷害的！你不能把我丢在这里！ I have been framed. You can't just leave me here.
路易，我自己的烦心事已经够多了 I've got enough problems, Louis.
算了吧 Come on, come on.
听着！等等！等等！ Listen! Wait! Wait!
我在那间银行里有超过15万美元 I have over $150,000 in that bank.
你一点也不在乎，因为你跟他们是一伙的！ But you don't care because you helped them do this to me.
路易，起来吧！ Get off your knees, Louis.
手给我 Give me your hand.
柔软的手 Soft hands.
还修剪过，这辈子都没干过重活吧？ And a manicure. Never done a hard day's work in your life, have you?
我一定会后悔的…不过，上来吧 I'm gonna regret this, but...come on.
我一定要搞清楚，真是错得离谱！ I'm going to get to the bottom of this. This has been a grave mistake.
那小子好象就是害我吃牢饭的人 That looks like the dude that had me busted.
先生？ Sir?
那里，和那五行欠扁的臭小… Right there, he looked just like the motherf...
和那个害我被捕的先生好象呢 I mean, he looks just like the gentleman that had me busted.
- 先生，您到底说的是哪一个？ - 就那个臭小子！ - To whom are you referring, sir? - The dude right there.
- 就在那里！ - 科尔曼，这是我的车！ - Right over there. - That's my car. Coleman!
科尔曼，这是我的车！ Coleman, that's my car!
我的车！那是我的司机！ That's my car! That's my driver.
后面坐着坨臭狗屎 There's some strange shit going on here, Coleman.
第一天就迟到可不太妥当 You don't want to be late for your first day, sir.
- 我在这里该干什么呢？ - 我敢说他们一定会告诉你的 - What do they want me to do here? - I'm sure they'll tell you.
- 要是我做不到呢？ - 先生，做自己就行了 - What if I can't do it? - Just be yourself, sir.
不管发生什么事，他们无法剥夺这一点 Whatever happens, they can't take that away from you.
- 不好意思，我叫… - 瓦伦丁先生 - Excuse me, my name is... - Mr Valentine.
他们在大堂最里面那个办公室里等您呢 They're waiting in the last office down the hall.
- 威廉，我的好小伙子。正是时候 - 进来 - Ah, William, my boy. Right on time. - Come in, come in.
坐 Sit down.
谢啦，伙计，我已经吃过早餐了 No thanks, guys. I already had breakfast.
瓦伦丁，这可不是正餐 This is not a meal, Valentine.
我们是想解释这里是怎么操作的 We are here to try to explain to you, what it is we do here.
威廉，我们是期货经纪 We are commodities brokers, William.
什么叫期货？ Now, what are commodities?
期货是农产品 Commodities are agricultural products.
比如早餐喝的咖啡 Like coffee, that you had for breakfast.
做面包的小麦 Wheat, which is used to make bread.
做培根的猪肉 Pork bellies, used to make bacon,
当然，也可以做生菜和番茄三文治 which you might find in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.
还有其他东西可以做期货，例如冻橙汁...还有黄金 Then there are other commodities like frozen orange juice...and gold.
当然，黄金不象橙子一样长在树上 Though, of course, gold doesn't grow on trees like oranges.
- 还行吗？ - 没问题 - Clear so far? - Yeah.
好，威廉，我们有些客户推测 Good, William. Now, some of our clients are speculating
未来的金价会上升 that the price of gold will rise in the future.
而另外一些客户则认为金价会跌 Other clients are speculating that the price of gold is going to fall.
他们给我们下指示 They've placed their orders with us,
要我们帮他们买或卖金 and we buy or sell their gold for them.
说重点 Tell him the good part.
重点在于 The good part is...
...不管我们的客户赚钱还是亏本 ...no matter whether our clients make money or lose money,
杜克兄弟都能拿到佣金 Duke & Duke get the commissions.
怎么样，瓦伦丁？ Well, what do you think, Valentine?
听起来你们象是拉皮条的 Sounds to me like you guys are a couple of bookies.
我早就告诉你他会明白的 I told you he'd understand.
要搞清楚可犯不着让爱因斯坦出马 It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened.
就是那个想抢工资单的家伙。没错，就是他 It's the same guy who tried to rob the payroll. No doubt.
他把毒品栽赃给我 He planted the drugs on me.
拉奇，穆罕默德，拉利！你们还好吧？ Rachim, Mohammed, Larry. How you doing?
嘿，你好！ Hey, hey, how ya doing?
你认识这种人？ You know those people?
他戴着我的哈佛领带 He was wearing my Harvard tie.
简直不敢相信！我的哈佛领带！就好象他上过哈佛！ Can you believe it? My Harvard tie. Like, oh sure, he went to Harvard.
如果他敢开着我的车到处溜，没准也霸占了我的屋子 If he's being driven in my car, he could be living in my house.
说不定连我的工作也给他谋了 Maybe he's even taken my job.
据我所知，此时此刻，他可能正搂着我的未婚妻 For all I know, right now he could be fondling my fiancée.
科尔曼，亏他服侍多年，竟然背叛我！ And Coleman! After years of service, this betrayal.
我不明白！ I don't understand it.
不过凡事都有报应，他逃不掉的 There's going to be retribution. He's going to pay.
- 我得叫他好看… - 住嘴，路易！ - The things that I... - Shut up, Louis.
的士要钱，食物要钱，房租也要钱！ Taxis cost money, food costs money and rent costs money!
你要我帮你？我可盼着丰厚的回报 You want me to help you out, I expect a lot in return.
我搬进来就有了，想穿就穿吧 These were here when I moved in. Put 'em on if you want.
我无法用言语表达我有多感激… I cannot begin to tell you how much I appreciate this...
- 奥菲莉娅 - 奥菲莉娅，你知道这是… - Ophelia. - Ophelia, you realise that's...
我知道，哈姆雷特的马子。他疯了，她自杀了 I know, Hamlet's girlfriend. He went crazy, she killed herself.
这不是莎士比亚的悲剧，路易 This is not Shakespeare, Louis.
我已经24岁了，出身某个你都没听过的可怜巴巴的挖矿小镇 I'm 24. I'm from a small, miserable mining town you probably never heard of.
在这个大千世界 The only thing I've got going for me, is this body,
身体和面孔是我唯一的资本 this face, and what I got up here.
我不碰毒品，也没有人帮我拉皮条 I don't do drugs. And I don't have a pimp.
这一区很糟，可租金便宜，至少我的屋子够干净 This place is a dump, but it's cheap, clean and it's all mine.
我已经存了4万2，都是能赚利息的短期国库券 I've saved 42 grand and it's in T-Bills earning interest.
再干三年我就洗手不干 Three more years, I'll have enough to retire.
你是妓女！ You're a prostitute?
路易，我说的是交易 I'm talking about a business proposition, Louis.
我帮你站起来，你就得付我…五位数的现金 I help you get back on your feet and you pay me, in cash, five figures.
就这个条件，不干拉倒 That's the deal and it's not subject to negotiation.
明白了吗？ Understood?
对了，食物和租金可不是唯一需要花钱的 By the way, food and rent are not the only things here that cost money.
你睡沙发吧 You sleep on the couch.
已经跌到底了，买吧 It's hit rock bottom. Come on, let's buy.
我是莫蒂默·杜克，以66.8的价位买200五月的猪肉 Buy 200 May belly contracts at 66.8.
- 用我个人帐户支付 - 老兄，这可就大错特错啦 - Put them on my personal account. - That's a big mistake.
- 这可是大事，看着就好 - 好吧，到时不要气得捶胸口啊 - This is very important, watch. - You'll get reamed on this one.
- 威廉，为什么我们不该现在买？ - 价格还会往下跌 - Why shouldn't we buy now? - Price is going to keep going down.
伦道夫，我们玩的可不是大富翁游戏 Randolph, this isn't Monopoly money we're playing with.
我是伦道夫·杜克，暂时先别买 This is Randolph Duke. Hold that belly order a moment.
告诉我，为什么你认为价格还会跌 Tell me why you think the price of pork bellies is going down.
- 现在是圣诞假期，大家都手紧 -我们现在下单吧？ - It's Christmas. Everyone's uptight. - Could we please buy now?
- 若你不怕亏就买吧 - 威廉，你到底想说什么？ - If you want to lose money. - What are you saying?
整个早上，猪肉的价格都在跌 OK, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning.
也就是说，大家都在等跌到最低，这样才能买到便宜货 Everybody's waiting for them to hit rock bottom so they can buy cheap.
有猪肉期货的人就倒霉了，因为他们会认为：妈的，我们在亏钱啊 The people with pork belly contracts are thinking, "We're losing our money."
圣诞节就快到了，要是没赚到钱给儿子买会打功夫的机器人 "Christmas is coming. I won't be able to buy my son the GI Joe."
就连老婆也不会跟我上床，因为我没钱 "My wife won't make love to me 'cause I'm broke."
于是他们只能干着急，狂叫着“卖！卖！” They're panicking, screaming, "Sell, sell."
他们不想亏本，我可以感觉到他们慌得很呢 They don't want to lose their money. They are panicking, I can feel it.
瞧 Look at them.
他说的对，莫蒂默，天啊，快看！ He's right, Mortimer. My God, look at it.
等跌到64再买 Wait till you get to 64, then buy.
到时，那些傻瓜已经被清掉啦 You'll have cleared out all the suckers by then.
你知道他为我们省了多少钱吗？ Do you realise how much money he just saved us?
伦道夫，金钱不是一切 Money isn't everything, Randolph.
告诉我们的客户有意思在64时买入 Advise our clients interested in bellies to buy at 64.
是瓦伦丁先生预测的价格 Mr Valentine has set the price.
干得好，威廉。好极了 Well done, William. Very well done.
来吧，伦道夫，我们快迟到了 Come on, Randolph, we're gonna be late.
莫蒂默漏了钱夹 Yo! Mortimer dropped his money clip.
- 你可以数一数，一点没少 - 谢谢，威廉 - You can count it, it's all there. - Thank you.
- 一点没少，老兄，数数 - 当然，谢谢，好好干下去 - It's all there, count it. - I'm sure it is. Keep up the good work.
好的，伙计 All right, Randy.
干得好，莫蒂默 Nice try, Mortimer.
很好，太好了 That was great, that was really great.
然后她一脚踩在球上 ...and she stepped on the ball.
噢，天啊，我简直不能相信 Oh, my God, I don't believe it.
- 啊，你在这里 - 我觉得不舒服 - Ah, there you are. - I think I'm going to be sick.
别担心，我能行 Don't worry, I'll handle this, Pookums.
托德，哈利，安德鲁，菲利普 Todd, Harry, Andrew, Philip.
我知道这实在太可怕了，可朋友们，我只想向各位保证 I realise this looks completely awful, but I wanted to assure you,
我完全是清白的 my friends, that I am completely innocent.
我一定要抗争到底。有人想陷害我，我已经知道他是谁了 I'm going to fight this. Someone's out to get me and I know who.
最重要的是，朋友们，我全靠你们了 The important thing is that I can rely on you, my friends,
你们要为我的人格做证 as character witnesses.
我要为自己辩护 I'm going to be defending myself,
我也想知道各位是否真的能辩清是非 and I wondered if you could see your way clear
也许在听讯前接济一下我 to perhaps advance me a small loan until the hearing.
说实在的，温索普，我认为我可以代表在座各位 Frankly, Winthorpe, and I think I speak for all of us,
我认为你这么做实在是大大的不妥当，竟然跑到这里来羞辱我们 I think it shows incredibly bad taste for you to embarrass us like this.
我相信我还是这个俱乐部的会员 I believe I'm still a member of this club.
路易，这里没人会买你的毒品。你还是走吧 Nobody wants to buy your drugs, Louis. Why don't you just go away?
哇塞，好烫手啊 Burnt my fingers, man.
什么？ I beg your pardon.
伙计，这表好烫手，热得直冒烟呢 Man, that watch is so hot, it's smokin'.
热？你在暗示这是“偷来的”？ Hot? Do you mean to imply, stolen?
- 我出50块 - 50？ - I'll give you 50 bucks for it. - 50 bucks!
不可能，这是依波路表，世界上最薄的防水表 No, this is a Rochefoucauld, the world's thinnest water-resistant watch.
设计独特，手工雕花 Singularly unique, sculptured in design,
瑞士原产的手工表，在3个大气压下仍能防水 hand crafted in Switzerland and water-resistant to three atmospheres.
是80年代的运动型表，零售价6955美元 This is the sports watch of the '80s. $6,955 retail.
有收据吗？ Got a receipt?
可以同时显示蒙地卡罗、比华利山 It tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills,
伦敦、巴黎、罗马和加斯塔达的时间 London, Paris, Rome and Gstaad.
在费城，它就值50块 In Philadelphia it's worth 50 bucks.
成交 Just give me the money.
这枪多少钱？ How much for the gun?
于是蜗牛站在卡迪拉克推销员面前 So, this snail is standing in front of the Cadillac salesman, see,
抬起头说，“这部卡迪拉克多少钱？” and says, "How much is that Cadillac?"
蜗牛说，我要在每扇门上都加个大大的S The snail says, "I want a big 8 on each door,"
车顶上再加个S，这样大家都能看见 "and on top, I want another big 8, so everybody can see it."
推销员问，“为什么要加S呢？” Salesman says, "Why?"
他答道，当我沿着大街行驶，我要每个人都说 He says, "When I drive down the avenue, I want everybody to say,"
瞧那开过来的Ｓ车 "'Look at that S-car-go.'"
瞧那开过来的Ｓ车 "Look at the S-car-go."
我在考虑四月的小麦。瓦伦丁，你有什么看法？ I'm considering going long on April wheat. What do you think?
我认为有3个理由，你不应该去买 I can think of three good reasons why you shouldn't.
首先，苏联的小麦收成并不像人们说得那么差。其次... One, the Russian wheat harvest won't be as bad as people think. Two...
最后，看到你女朋友脖子上的珠宝项链 And three, judging by your girlfriend's jewels,
我认为你应该把每个子儿都用于讨她欢心 you're going to need every penny just to keep her happy.
103度，没错了，你要卧床休息 103. That's it, you're staying in bed.
那人搬进我家里，抢走了我的工作，我一定要行动 The man has moved into my house, stolen my job, I have to do something.
呆在这里 Stay here.
10点，是尊尼！ It's ten o'clock - here's Johnny.
听着，宝贝，很抱歉，我妈刚从乡下出来 Listen, baby, I'm sorry. My momma just came in from outta town.
我们改到下个星期，好吗？ Can we do it next week?
花是送给我的吗？ Flowers for me?
谢谢 Thanks.
- 你在干什么？ - 你有约 - What are you doing? - You've got company.
生意就是生意，我出去散个步吧 Business is business. I'll take a walk.
- 新鲜空气对我有好处 - 躺下来 - Fresh air will do me good. - Lay down.
对不起，害你取消约会 I'm sorry you had to cancel your appointment.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
奥菲莉娅，太舒服了 Ophelia, I can't tell you how good that feels.
你对我真好 You've been so kind to me.
我只是在保护我的投资 I'm just protecting my investment. That's all.
闭上嘴，睡吧 Shut up and go to sleep.
99度半，你要呆在床上直到痊愈 99 and a half. You're not getting up until it's normal.
我感觉很好，再说，我已经麻烦你够多的了 I feel fine and I've inconvenienced you enough.
- 你有工作要做，我也是 - 平安夜没人工作 - You have work to do and so do I. - Nobody works on Christmas Eve.
我要去购物，回来就给你煮大餐 I'm going shopping. Then I'll make you a nice dinner.
看你的报纸吧 Now, read your paper.
圣诞节？我要给他一份永远难忘的圣诞礼物！ Christmas! I'll give him a Christmas present he'll never forget.
威廉，你到哪儿去了？舞会已经开始啦 William, where've you been? The party's already begun.
我还有工作要做 I've some work to finish.
威廉在平安夜还想着工作 It's Christmas Eve and William wants to keep working.
我到斯德哥尔摩领取诺贝尔奖时会想起你的 I'll think of you when I accept the Nobel Prize.
我记得赌注包括两方面，就是另一方变成罪犯 The wager has two parts - something about a second party turning to crime.
你不是说还有工作要做吗？ Didn't you say you had work to do?
我在想这张给克拉伦斯·比克斯先生的1万美元支票 Yes, sir. I was wondering about this $10,000 cheque to Mr Clarence Beeks.
- 瓦伦丁，这个就交给我吧 - 我不记得公司里有克拉伦斯·比克斯这个人 - I'll take care of it. - I don't recall a Clarence Beeks.
瓦伦丁，这是在你加入公司前的事 It was before you joined us, Valentine.
你还没来，我们已经成功干了47年了 We did manage to stay in business for 47 years before your arrival.
威廉，来一杯，圣诞快乐 Have a drink, William. Merry Christmas.
- 圣诞快乐，杜克先生 - 什么？ - Merry Christmas, Mr Duke. - What?
- 圣诞快乐 - 噢！圣诞快乐 - Merry Christmas. - Oh, oh, Merry Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho!
你认为你在干什么？ Just what do you think you're doing?
伦道夫！莫蒂默！快进来！我终于抓住他了！ Randolph, Mortimer, come in here quickly, I've finally caught him.
- 你是谁？ - 当场人赃并获！ - Who are you? - I've caught him red-handed.
温索普，是你吗？ Winthorpe, is that you?
我要行使公民权利逮捕他，他是个毒贩子 I'm making a citizen's arrest. This man is a drug dealer.
瞧瞧他的抽屉，什么毒品都有： Look, his office drawer, he's got all the bad drugs here.
大麻烟，软性毒品，安眠酮 Marijuana joints, pills, Quaaludes,
安定，黄色的，红色的，磨可卡因的，注射器！ Valium, yellow ones, red ones, cocaine grinder, drug needles.
他才是坏人，不是我！ He's the pusher, not me.
我刚进来就看到这人把这些东西塞进我的抽屉 I just came in and caught him planting this stuff.
无疑是想陷害我 It's obviously some primitive attempt to frame me.
陷害你？老弟，不要五十步笑百步！ Frame you? Boy, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black.
这人一定是疯子，我去叫警卫 This man's obviously a lunatic. I'm calling security.
把电话放下 Put that phone down.
- 喂，警卫吗？- 圣诞快乐 Ｈｅｌｌｏ，ｓｅｃｕｒｉｔｙ．．． ＭｅｒｒｙＣｈｒｉｓｔｍａｓ．
你想抢劫我，在我身上放毒品 You tried to rob me, plant drugs on me.
你占了我的屋子、车子、工作，我该现在就干掉他 You steal my house, my car, my job. I ought to kill him now.
听着，老兄，这一定是误会 This is a big misunderstanding.
我根本就不知道你的屋子，车子和工作。把枪放下，问问杜克兄弟！ I don't know nothing about it. Could you put the gun away?
马上把枪放下！你疯了吗？ Put that gun away at once. Have you lost your mind?
不许动，臭小子！ Freeze, slime ball.
我知道这种经历一定让你很难受 I realise this whole experience must have been rather unsettling for you.
温索普，别走，我们可以解释！ Winthorpe, don't leave. We can explain.
是啊，你们会后悔的 Yeah, you'll be sorry.
一定会后悔的 You'll all be very, very sorry.
走上邪路的可怜人，我们发现他在俱乐部里偷东西 Poor, deluded creature, we caught him pilfering at our club,
挪用公款，售卖毒品 embezzling funds, selling drugs.
现在他竟然扮成圣诞老人，真是肮脏 Now he's dressing up like Santa Claus. A very sordid business.
我不敢相信温索普会堕落到这种地步 I can't believe Winthorpe would fall to pieces like that.
这不是我的事，可那家伙该去吃牢饭 That guy belongs behind bars.
- 瓦伦丁，他下岗了 - 莫蒂默，这可不是借口 - He's unemployed, Valentine. - It's no excuse, Mortimer.
他无家可归，还饿得厉害 He's flat broke, obviously hungry.
可他还有钱买毒品，对吧？ He has money to buy drugs.
对这种人可不能心软，我就是个活生生的例子 You can't be soft on people like that. Take it from me, Randolph.
交钱，莫蒂默，我赌赢了 Pay up, Mortimer, I've won the bet.
拿着，1美元 Here, one dollar.
我们成功将瓦伦丁那样无用的疯子 We took a perfectly useless psychopath like Valentine,
变成出色的管理人 and turned him into a successful executive.
与此同时 And during the same time,
我们将一个诚实努力工作的人 we turned an honest, hard-working man
变成狂暴危险的潜在杀人犯 into a violently deranged, would-be killer.
现在，我们该怎么说服温索普回来，再把瓦伦丁送回贫民窟呢？ How are we going to take Winthorpe back and return Valentine to the ghetto?
温索普都变成这个样子了，我可不想要他回来 I don't want Winthorpe back after what he's done.
你是说让瓦伦丁当执行总监？ You mean keep Valentine on, as Managing Director?
你认为我真的会让一个黑鬼掌管我们的家族生意吗，伦道夫？ Do you really believe I'd have a nigger run our family business?
当然不会，我也不愿意 Of course not. Neither would I.
不过，我认为我们不应该把他们换回来 We should hold off on switching them back, though,
直到我们拿到除夕的农产品报告 until we get that crop report, New Year's Eve.
当然，没必要在那之前另生枝节 Absolutely, no sense rocking the boat until then.
如果比克斯先生成功完成我们交给他的任务 If Mr Beeks does what we paid him to do,
这一年我们会过得非常愉快 we should have a very happy New Year.
确实如此！ Indeed.
嘿，温索普！温索普！ Hey, Winthorpe! Winthorpe!
嘿 Hey!
嘿，温索普！哦，温索普！ Hey, Winthorpe. Yo, Winthorpe!
温索普。哦！ Winthorpe. Yo!
对不起 Sorry about that.
嘿，嘿！ Yo! Yo!
的士！ Taxi!
路易，圣诞快乐 Hi, Louis. Merry Christmas.
路易，等你出来，我有个大惊喜给你 Louis, when you get out I have a big surprise for you.
对不起，门开着，很抱歉打扰你。我在找路易斯·温索普 Excuse me. The door was open... I'm looking for a Louis Winthorpe.
- 他在这里吧？ - 在这里等着，我马上回来 - Does he live here? - Wait here a minute, I'll be right back.
路易，是他，那个瓦伦丁 Louis, Louis. It's him. It's Valentine.
路易...路易？ Louis... Louis?
路易。 Louis.
很危险，不过他会没事的 It was close, but he'll be all right.
一定要让他多休息，千万不能刺激他 Make sure he gets plenty of rest. And for God's sake, no excitement.
谢谢，医生，圣诞快乐 Thanks, Doc. Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐！科尔曼，我自己出去就行了 Merry Christmas to you. I'll let myself out, Coleman.
- 谢谢你，医生 - 圣诞快乐 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
是梦，全都是我做的梦 It was a dream. I dreamt the whole thing.
原来是个噩梦 It was just a bad dream.
早上好，先生。圣诞快乐 Good morning, sir. Merry Christmas.
科尔曼，我刚做了个超可怕的噩梦 Coleman, I've had the most absurd nightmare.
我一贫如洗，没有人喜欢我，我丢了工作，没了屋子 I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house.
佩内洛普也嫌弃我 Penelope hated me!
都是因为这可恶该死的黑鬼 It was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.
- 哦，亲爱的！ - 是杜克干的 - Oh, dear! - It...was...the...Dukes.
瓦伦丁，你死定了 You're a dead man, Valentine!
这是实验，老兄，他们把我们当成小白鼠 It was an experiment. They used us as guinea pigs, man.
杜克兄弟用我们做实验 The Dukes used us as guinea pigs.
他们打赌...想看我们会变成怎么样 To see how our lives would turn out. They made a bet.
- 恐怕这是真的，先生 - 我相信他，路易 - It's true, sir. - I believe him, Louis.
杜克兄弟就为了一个赌注毁了我的人生？ The Dukes ruined my life over a bet?
- 赌多少？ - 1美元 - For how much? - A dollar.
1美元 One dollar.
好吧。他们想玩这招？没问题 Fine, that's the way they want it. No problem.
你不能因为他们惹恼了你 You can't just shoot people with a double-barrelled shotgun
就随便用双管散弹枪射别人 'cause you're pissed at them.
为什么不？ Why not?
因为这是用致命武器袭人，你这20年都白活啦？ It's assault with a deadly weapon. You get 20 years for that.
你还有更好的办法吗？ Any better ideas?
我意识到伤害有钱人的最好方法就是让他们变得贫穷 The best way to hurt rich people is by turning 'em into poor people.
你得承认，先生，你一点也不喜欢自己 You have to admit, you didn't like it yourself a bit.
新闻时间：在重重安保下 Now for the news.
下一年的橙子产量预计 Under heavy security, next year's orange crop estimates
将会由迈阿密护送至华府的国家农业部 are being delivered from Miami to Washington DC.
路易！路易，就是他！就是他付钱给我，要我说你的坏话 Louis, that's him, the guy who paid me to talk dirty to you.
林德赫斯特保全公司的 In charge of security is Mr Clarence Beeks of Lyndhurst Security.
克拉伦斯·比克斯先生负责保全工作 Clarence Beeks.
- 杜克兄弟给那家伙1万大元！ - 我看见工资单上给了他5万 - The Dukes gave him 10 grand. - I saw 50,000 in the payroll.
莫蒂默说是用于研究 Mortimer said it was for research.
研究如何在公布于众前，搞到高度机密的农产品报告 Research, so he can get that secret report, before it goes public.
我的天啊！杜克兄弟想买断整个冻橙汁市场 My God, the Dukes will corner the entire frozen orange juice market.
- 一定要阻止他们 - 或是破坏他们的计划 - Unless somebody stops them. - Or beats them to it.
来点蛋酒吗？ Eggnog?
杜克兄弟公司，请问是哪一位来电？ Duke & Duke, may I ask who's calling?
杜克兄弟公司，恐怕他现在正忙着呢 Duke & Duke, he's busy. Can you hold, please?
您能等一会儿吗？有什么能帮到您呢？请等等，比克斯先生，我马上帮你转过去 May I help you? One moment, Mr Beeks, I'll put you through.
奇异果行动，按计划进行 Operation "Strange Fruit" proceeding according to plan.
我预计明晚9点渗透并到手。等等 I anticipate penetration and acquisition at 21:00 tomorrow. Hold on.
滚你妈的！ Fuck off!
- 我们什么时候预计到货？ - 我会坐火车离开华府 - When can we expect delivery? - I will be leaving DC by train.
在24点汇合 Rendezvous at 24:00...
希尔顿酒店，D层停车场 ...the Hilton Hotel, parking level D, section 4.
- 第四区，橙色部分 - 橙色，我喜欢，太好了 - The orange section. - Orange, very good.
最后一笔款项该付了，要付现金 The final payment is due on delivery, in cash.
天啊！嘿！ Jesus,hey!
新年快乐！ Happy New Year!
- 和猩猩干过吗？ - 哈维，你喝得还不够多吗？ - Ever make it with an ape? - Haven't you had enough drink?
开玩笑吧？还没到除夕呢 Are you kidding? It's not even New Year's Eve.
来吧，给这漂亮的猩猩一个吻 Come on, kiss this beautiful ape.
一个吻就好，来吧 Come on.
哈里斯伯格快递... Harrisburg Express...
- 什么？ - 该轮到我来开了 - What? - It's my turn to drive.
- 不，才不是呢 - 就是 - No, it isn't. - It is.
- 我知道你以为是，可就不是 - 你不记得啦？ - I'm sure you think it is, but it isn't. - Don't you remember?
今天早上，鱼酱那车是你开的 You drove the shipment of anchovies.
是的，但下午那车录象带是你开的 Yeah, but you had the video tape recorders this afternoon.
我只是退车5英尺 I backed them up about five feet.
我们要轮流开。有时会长些，有时会短些。现在轮到我啦 We take turns. Sometimes it's longer, sometimes shorter. It's my turn now.
- 才不是呢 - 就是我 - No, it isn't. - Yes, it is.
- 新年“筷”乐！ - 新年快乐 - Merry New Year. - Happy New Year.
我们国家说“新年快乐” In this country, we say, "Happy New Year."
感谢您纠正我英语的糟糕 Thanks for correcting my English, which stinks.
我叫南加·埃波卡，喀麦隆来的交换生 I am Naga Eboko, exchange student from Cameroon.
牛肉干时间 Beef jerky time.
- 要来点牛肉干吗？ - 不，谢了 - You want some beef jerky? - No, please.
我有很多呢 There's plenty, you know.
这畜生要送到纽约 This animal's being routed through to New York.
提单上有喂养守则 Its care and feeding instructions are on this bill of lading.
好，明白了 OK, gotcha.
如果有什么问题，急救箱里有支麻醉枪 I doubt you'll need it, but there's a tranquilliser gun in First Aid.
- 噢，是吗？ - 你们喝酒了？ - Oh, yeah? - Say, have you guys been drinking?
- 我们可没有喝，先生 - 车上已经够多醉鬼了 - No, sir. Not us. - There's enough drunks here already.
新年快乐！ Happy New Year.
你有心了，孩子，新年快乐 That's kind of you, son. A Happy New Year to you, too.
两位绅士，我能请你们 Could I offer either of you gentlemen a wee jolt of Irish whiskey,
来点爱尔兰威士忌，庆祝一下新年吗？ to usher in the New Year?
我可不能喝，伙计 Not for me, pal.
我不喝酒，因为我的信仰不允许 I do not drink. It is against my religion.
我总是说，“有信仰是好事，但也要适度” I always say, "Religion's a fine thing, taken in moderation."
- 吃牛肉干吗？ - 不，孩子，谢谢你。我吃了会放臭屁 - Beef jerky? - No, it gives me terrible wind.
开车了！开车了！ We are moving! We are moving!
纽约，我们来啦！ New York, here we come!
来吧，孩子，加入派对 Come in, my child, join the party.
让我猜猜，你是奥地利来的吧？ Let me see, you would be from Austria. Am I right?
- 不对，我叫英加，来自瑞典 - 瑞典？ - No, I am Inga from Sweden. - Sweden?
可你穿着皮短裤 But you're wearing Lederhosen.
是瑞典来的，没错 Ja, for sure, from Sweden.
请帮我放好旅行包？ Please, help me with my rucksack.
噢，当然，为什么不呢？ Oh, yeah, sure, why not?
我饿了，老兄，我得再找点吃的 I'm hungry, man. I've got to get something more to eat.
也许餐车里有脆饼干 Well, maybe there's some pretzels in the bar car.
欢迎 You're welcome!
- 谁？ - 老兄，开门！ - Who is that? - Open the door, man.
我穿得象个行李搬运工 I'm dressed as a baggage handler.
想想看，发现派对上有人跟我穿得一模一样，该有多尴尬啊 Imagine how embarrassed I was that someone had the same costume I had!
猴子？猴子？妈的，我是猩猩，你这小丑！ Monkey, monkey? I'm a fucking gorilla, you clown!
我希望车上够位置 I certainly hope there's enough space on the train for me.
南加！喀麦隆的南加·埃波卡！ Naga, Naga Eboko, from Cameroon.
还记得我吗？我是莱昂内尔·约瑟夫！ Do you remember me? It's Lionel Joseph.
莱昂内尔！非洲教育会议的，对吧？ Lionel, from the African Education Conference, right?
没错！我负责海尔·塞拉西馆的文化事务主管 I was Director of Cultural Events at the Haile Selassie Pavilion.
我记得我们玩得超开心 I remember we have big fun there.
现在我们都在这里，来野餐吧？ Now we are all here, we will have a picnic, ja?
我要拿瑞典肉丸，您能帮我把包拿下来吗？ You will help me get my rucksack down for the Swedish meatballs?
- 记得我们干过的吗？ - 当然 - Remember the one we did? - Yeah.
- 回忆 - 这么久了，我还能回忆起往事 - The memories. - All daylong I could tell those stories.
- 你的不错嘛 - 老兄，都是些好东西 - Those were good ones. - The good old days.
- 甜心，拿着 - 谢谢 - There you are, sweet pea. - Danke.
列车很快到站费城 So, the train will be pulling into Philadelphia soon.
比克斯先生，你会在兄弟之爱之城取得成功吗？ Will you be getting off at the city of brotherly love?
当然，可你们就没那么好运了 I will, but you won't...
...温索普 ...Winthorpe.
- 看看这个是不是空的 - 嘿，滚一边去 - See if this one's empty. - Back off.
我会挖出你的眼睛，在你脑门上撒尿 I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.
- 对不起 - 你拿到了 - Excuse me. - You got it.
站起来，快走！ All right. On your feet. Let's go.
一帮蠢材！我们得会儿散步，别想搞什么花样 Fucking weirdos! We're going to take a little walk.
要不我就打爆她的肾 Don't try anything funny or the whore loses a kidney.
- 不，我是瑞典人 - 省点吧 - No, I'm from Sweden. - Beat it.
嘿，我是金刚，我是雨林里最坏最大个的家伙 Hey, I'm King Kong, the biggest, baddest guy in the jungle.
滚开，疯子 Get lost, you maggot.
这人是谁？你老爸？ Who is that guy, your father or something?
好吧，乖乖呆在这里 All right, hold it right here.
- 好吧，比克斯 - 我们走得够远了 - Honestly, Beeks. - This is as far as we go.
少来假雪茄烟 No more cockamamie cigar smoke.
少来瑞典肉丸 No more Swedish meatballs, tootsie.
少来冒牌爱尔兰威士忌 No more phoney Irish whiskey.
少来该死的牛肉干。派对结束了 No more goddamn jerky beef. The party's over.
结束了？ 嘿，来吧！ The party's over? Hey, come on.
什么叫“派对结束”？ What do you mean, the party's over?
白痴，还不到10点呢！嘿，来吧！ It's not even ten o'clock, you dummy.
放松点，伙计！都快除夕了！ Hey, come on. Loosen up, man. It's almost New Year's Eve.
瞧我这是怎么啦？ Hey, look what happened to me!
有时它们还真象人，叫我毛骨悚然 Sometimes, they look so human, it gives you the creeps.
伙计，另一只好象特别猴急啊 That other one's getting kinda horny, ain't he?
我们应该给它打一针麻醉枪吗？ Think we ought to hit him up with the tranquilliser gun?
拜托，现在是除夕，让它们也寻点开心 It's New Year's. Let 'em have their fun.
那只黑色的一定是母的 That black one must be the female.
- 他在哪里？比克斯！ - 你在吗，比克斯？ - Where is he? - Beeks. Are you there, Beeks?
我在这里 I'm over here.
够远了 That's far enough.
- 报告到手了吗？ - 钱呢？ - Did you get the report? - Let's see the money.
好吧，丢过来 OK, toss it over.
谢谢你，比克斯 Thank you, Beeks.
好消息，太好了！ Wonderful news. Wonderful.
比克斯，新年快乐 Beeks, Happy New Year.
先生，这是我一辈子的积蓄。千万别亏光了 My life savings. Try not to lose it.
亏光了？再过几个小时，你会成为世上最富裕的管家 Lose it? In a couple of hours, you'll be the richest butler ever.
路易，我可没少费心，希望你知道自己在干啥 I worked real hard for this, Louis. Hope you know what you're doing.
- 谢谢你，奥菲莉娅 - 你在干什么？ - Thank you, Ophelia. - What are you doing?
- 10点31分… - 路易，我们的车到了 - 10:31... - That's us, Louis.
麻烦一下，谢谢 Coleman, would you, please? Thank you.
我可得不介意来一杯。一起好吗？ I could use a stiff drink. Would you care to join me?
- 早上好，杜克先生 - 威尔逊 - Morning, Mr Duke. - Wilson.
- 早上好，杜克先生 - 威尔逊 - Good morning, Mr Duke. - Wilson.
不用找了 Keep the change.
好好想想，乐观点，千万别示弱 Think big, think positive. Never show any weakness.
一矢中的，低买高卖。害怕吗？那是别人的问题 Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear, that's the other guy's problem.
你过去的经历与接下来要面对的失控状况完全无法相比 Nothing can prepare you for the unbridled carnage you are about to witness.
超级碗，世界杯，他们不知什么叫压力 The Super Bowl, the World Series. Pressure?
在这栋大厦里，不是你死就是我活，敌我不分 Here it's kill or be killed. Make no friends and take no prisoners.
上一刻还是百万富翁，下一刻可能就会一贫如洗 One minute you're up half a million, then, boom.
你已经失去了你孩子的教育基金和你的宾利 You've lost your kids' college fund and your Bentley.
我们要打倒他们 We've got to kill the motherf... We've got to kill them.
现货交易一开始，你就要尽可能地多买冻橙汁 Buy as much OJ as you can, the instant trading starts.
别担心价格上升，一个劲地买就行了 Don't worry if the price starts going up, just keep buying.
可再过一个小时才会有农产品报告啊 They'll broadcast the crop report in an hour, what if...?
威尔逊，这种事就交给我们来担心好了 Let us worry about that, Wilson.
好的，先生 Yes, sir.
- 哈利，溃疡还好吧？ - 还行，高血压还过得去吧？ - How's the ulcer, Harry? - Pretty good. How's the hypertension?
好几个月没担心过啦 Hasn't bothered me in months.
让我们大展拳脚！ Let's kick some ass.
没错，世上最后的资本主义堡垒 This is it. The last bastion of pure capitalism left on earth.
在纽约，什么都能交易，金、银、白金 Here in New York they trade everything, gold, silver, platinum,
民用燃料油、丙烷、可可粉、糖… heating oil, propane, cocoa and sugar
当然，还有冷冻浓缩橙汁 and, of course, frozen, concentrated orange juice.
电话旁的人接受经纪行的定单 The people on the phones are taking orders from brokers all over the world.
操作员在把定单交给中间的交易商 The runners hand those orders to the traders in the pits.
他们在那边交易棉花。那边是银 They're trading cotton over there. And that's the silver pit.
杜克的交易员从一开始就会疯狂地买入 The Dukes' trader will be buying like crazy.
- 他会把价格催高 - 没错 - We wait till he drives the price up. - I want to see his face
我等不及看他们在报告公布时的样子呢 when they broadcast that genuine crop report.
橙汁交易9点开市 OJ trading opens at 9:00.
- 让我们给他们好看 - 上 - Let's go kick some butt. - Let's go.
喂，杜克兄弟企图买断市 The Dukes are trying to corner the market.
- 我感觉他们知道点内幕 - 我们也跟着上吧 - They know something. - Let's get in on it.
200！买！ 200, taken.
130！ - 200！200！ - 130. - 200, 200.
路易斯 Louis.
还没到，差不多了 Not yet, almost.
- 220！买！ - 209！ - 220 taken. - 209.
- 是啊，买吧 - 139 - Yeah, yeah, got 'em. - 139.
现在！142价位卖出200四月份 Now! Sell, 200 April at 142.
不对劲，为什么价格开始往下跌？ That's not right. How can the price be going down?
不对劲。威尔逊呢？ Something's wrong. Where's Wilson?
- 卖！卖！卖！ - 他们在这里干什么？ - Sell! Sell! - What are they doing here?
- 莫蒂默，他们在卖 - 什么，太荒谬了 - They're selling, Mortimer. - Why, that's ridiculous.
- 除非那份报告… - 老天啊！ - Unless that crop report... - God help us.
我早就告诉你不能太过分，混蛋！ I told you we shouldn't have committed everything, you asshole.
我们得进去告诉威尔逊，叫他马上抛售！ We've got to get Wilson and tell him to sell.
女士们，先生们，农业部秘书长 Ladies and gentlemen, the Secretary of Agriculture.
女士们，先生们，下一年度的橙子产品预计 Ladies and gentlemen, the orange crop estimates for the next year.
在计算各种橙子产品的估算后 After calculating the estimates from various orange producing states,
我们得出如下结论： we have concluded the following:
寒冷的冬季并未影响到橙子的收成 the cold winter has apparently not affected the orange harvest.
消费者可预见橙汁价格回落 Consumers can expect orange juice prices to fall...
威尔逊，老天啊，快卖！ Wilson, for Christ's sake, sell.
- 买下来 - 卖！卖！ - Buy 'em. - Sold! Sold!
威尔逊，你要到哪里去？白痴！ - Ｗｉｌｓｏｎ，ｗｈｅｒｅａｒｅｙｏｕｇｏｉｎｇ？ - Ｙｏｕｉｄｉｏｔ！
马上回来给我卖！卖！ Get back in there at once and sell, sell.
- 5. - 耶，200 - Five. - Yeah, 200.
- 100 - 耶，这是100 - 100. - Yeah, that was 100.
你买了吗？ Did you get that?
新年快乐！ Happy New Year.
- 温索普. - 瓦伦丁 - Winthorpe. - Valentine.
嘿，你们今天收获如何？ How'd you do today?
我们为你做了这么多，你怎能恩将仇报？ How could you do this to us after everything we've done for you?
噢，我和路易打了个赌 Oh, see I made Louis a bet here.
路易说我们不能同时发达，随便把你们丢到贫民窟去 Louis bet me that we couldn't get rich and put you in the poorhouse.
他认为我们办不到，我赢啦 He didn't think we could do it. I won.
我输了 I lost.
- 1美元 - 谢谢，路易 - One dollar. - Thank you, Louis.
- 你先请 - 当然 - After you. - Certainly.
先生们，要增收保证金 Margin call, gentlemen.
- 你不会要我们… - 你们知道交易的规矩 - You can't expect... - You know the rules.
交易结束后就要清算，没有例外 All accounts to be settled at the end of the day's trading, no exceptions.
你很清楚我们没有3亿9千4百万现金 You know perfectly well, we don't have $394 million in cash.
很抱歉，马上把杜克兄弟的座位拿去拍卖 I'm sorry. Put the Dukes' seats on the exchange up for sale at once.
冻结杜克兄弟期货经纪行的所有资产 Seize all assets of Duke & Duke Commodities Brokers,
包括伦道夫和莫蒂默·杜克的所有个人资产 as well as all personal holdings of Randolph and Mortimer Duke.
我的天啊，我们完蛋了 We're ruined!
太过分了！我要求调查！ This is an outrage, I demand an investigation.
你不能拍卖我们的位置！杜克家族从建立就是这里的一员 You can't do this. A Duke has been on this exchange since it was founded.
我们建立了交易所！是我们的！是属于我们的！ We founded this exchange. It's ours. It belongs to us.
你的弟弟不行了，快叫救护车 Let's call your brother an ambulance.
管他去死！听我说！我要求马上重开交易！ Fuck him! I want trading reopened, right now.
叫经纪都回来！马上重开机器！ Get those brokers back in here. Turn those machines back on.
马上重开机器！ Turn those machines back on.
你和你的诺贝尔奖！你这白痴！ You and your Nobel Prize, you idiot.
比克斯在哪里？那混蛋在哪里？ Where's Beeks? Where in hell is Beeks?
- 比克斯！ - 我都把他给忘了 - Beeks! - I forgot all about that guy.
好，一只公猩猩 OK, one male gorilla.
等等，笼子里有两只 Wait. There's two of them in that cage.
一两只猩猩有什么大不了，反正都要送回非洲 Big deal. Whole bunch is getting sent back to Africa.
我怎么知道这种超级科学实验？瞧，他们在拍拖呢 It's a big scientific experiment. What do I know? Anyway, they're in love.
- 嘿，科尔曼！ - 什么事？ - Hey, Coleman. - Yes.
午餐吃什么好？龙虾还是螃蟹？ What about lunch? The lobster or the cracked crab?
- 你觉得怎么样？ - 不如两样都要？ - What do you think? - Can't we have both?
那敢情好 Why not?
- 特米缇 - 什么事，先生？ - Dimitri. - Sir.
- 给各位上龙虾和螃蟹 - 上头等的，科尔曼先生 - Lobster and cracked crab for everyone. - Extra prima good, Mr Coleman, sir.
比利·雷，看起来不错！ Looking good, Billy Ray.
路易，感觉也不错 Feeling good, Louis.